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Dear Bazz

It's nearly Christmas again, I can't believe it.

I've just finished sweeping up the tree needles from

last year and soon I'm going to have to start all over again this year.

Oh well, never mind there's always the new John Lewis ad to look forward to.

Love

Linda...Swindon

Dear Bazz

 

Still no entry forms for the BOOT's legendary International Festival of Dogging Me and the wife have been practicing like crazy over the winter and have perfected several new moves I think our audience will find most stimulating. Please advise when posted.

With thanks

P.White

Wimbledon.

Bazz

Porridge?

What's all that about then?

Charlie

Cambridge.

Dear Bazz

 

You've heard the expression 'Diversity is our Strength'... on your bike pally!! Diversity???  Diversity is not a strength; diversity is the direct opposite of unity. Unity  is a strength and diversity is a weakness, so why do they keep trying to convince us otherwise?

 

George Orwell called it double speak 'war is peace, peace is war' and all  that malarky. Never did I ever think that the septic filling within the sponge cake of our society would be allowed to promulgate such a bare faced lie on the British people. Diversity a strength?

Up your fat arse mate along with all your other  multi-cultural, globalist, gobbledegook.

 

Yours

Eddie Broadway

Kingston, Surrey.

Hi Bazz

I don't know about you  but I'm really looking forward to the BBC's repeat showing of the National Lottery. It'll be ever so exciting re-living all those time I didn't win anything.

I wonder what your other readers think.

Love Cynthia

Taunton

Dear Bazzley

I've buttocks like plumbs and abs to die for, I'm beach body ready alright...bring on the sun...bring on the babes and let's boogie.

Harold J

Worthing.

Dear Bazzley

I can't help thinking that all this talk about aliens from advanced civilisation visiting earth isn't perhaps a little precipitate when you consider that these so called advanced beings still need headlights on their craft to see where they are going.

Terry S

Diss

Dear Bazz

If Jon Snow of Channel 4 fame, said he'd never seen so many white people at a rally and then gets 'arrested'  will I get 'arrested' if I say I've never seen so many black people at the Notting Hill Carnival ?

I'll let you know.

Love

Jennifer

Surbiton

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