It's nearly Christmas again, I can't believe it.
I've just finished sweeping up the tree needles from
last year and soon I'm going to have to start all over again this year.
Oh well, never mind there's always the new John Lewis ad to look forward to.
Still no entry forms for the BOOT's legendary International Festival of Dogging Me and the wife have been practicing like crazy over the winter and have perfected several new moves I think our audience will find most stimulating. Please advise when posted.
What's all that about then?
You've heard the expression 'Diversity is our Strength'... on your bike pally!! Diversity??? Diversity is not a strength; diversity is the direct opposite of unity. Unity is a strength and diversity is a weakness, so why do they keep trying to convince us otherwise?
George Orwell called it double speak 'war is peace, peace is war' and all that malarky. Never did I ever think that the septic filling within the sponge cake of our society would be allowed to promulgate such a bare faced lie on the British people. Diversity a strength?
Up your fat arse mate along with all your other multi-cultural, globalist, gobbledegook.
I don't know about you but I'm really looking forward to the BBC's repeat showing of the National Lottery. It'll be ever so exciting re-living all those time I didn't win anything.
I wonder what your other readers think.
I've buttocks like plumbs and abs to die for, I'm beach body ready alright...bring on the sun...bring on the babes and let's boogie.
I can't help thinking that all this talk about aliens from advanced civilisation visiting earth isn't perhaps a little precipitate when you consider that these so called advanced beings still need headlights on their craft to see where they are going.
If Jon Snow of Channel 4 fame, said he'd never seen so many white people at a rally and then gets 'arrested' will I get 'arrested' if I say I've never seen so many black people at the Notting Hill Carnival ?
I'll let you know.
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