Dear Bazz

That Meghan's got her feet under the table a bit quick.

Poor Harry already looks brow beaten and now she wants to drag him off to Africa to live in some mud and wattle hut amongst the natives.

She'll have him on a reality programme next. Strewth, the house of Windsor is beginning to look like the house of loser since she moved in. What do you think Bazz?

Yours

T.Schofield

Diss

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Dear Bazz

Gotta feel sorry for our coloured friends. After Michael Jackson, Bill Cosby, Nelson Mandela have all been exposed as dodgy coves along comes Martin Luther King, now being revealed as a voyeur and sex maniac.

What next? Muhammed Ali a secret drag queen?

No more heroes anymore blud, as The Stranglers so rightly said.

Yours

O.Baskin

Durham

Dear Bazz

Lots of UFO news at the moment since the SS Nimitz encounter has just been revealed. Any chance of an article?

G. Haynes

Beaconsfield

Dear Mr Bazzley

How intensely proud our veterans must have felt on seeing our marvellous young fascists gathered in Trafalgar Square to welcome a representative of our closest ally with such stupendous ill will. I expect it made their old shoulders shake and bought tears to their eyes as the gathered oiks and Eyore's poured scorn on the sacrafice made by their  comrades in arms. And what wonderful 'de ja vue' they must have experienced  hearing Herr Corbyn exhorting his troops in such strident tones. It really must have made their D Day celebrations a day of delight.  Congratulations all round I say, you really have let us all down again.

I.Banks

Surbiton.

Dear Bazz

Apparently some students are currently being triggered by the writings of H.E Bates, author of the Darling Buds of May, the poor lambs; thank God they're not reading D.H Lawrence then.

P. Harris

Kent

Dear Bazz

Is it true that after Hop-Scotch, 'dogging' is going to be considered for  olympic appraisal? I do hope so, as you know, I'm a huge fan.

Yours

P.White

Wimbledon

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Dear Bazz

Simply B...as fat as you like and waddle around in a bikini. I thought we were fighting obesity not promoting it?

Love

Harriot H

Northampton.

Dear Bazz

As Nanny now wants to plain package sweets, crisps, soft drinks  and snacks in general, will Nanny also consider plain packaging Champaign, vol-au-vents and all those luxury nibbles she likes to nibble on while deciding all those we are to be denied?

What do you think Bazz?

Yours

Eric C

Suffolk.

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