Dear Mr Bazzley
Did I hear correctly that Tesco's were sacking all their staff, closing all their stores and leaving the internet, to help maintain a more sustainable business model?
If I did, you got to hand it to those Tesco titans they really know their onions when it comes to modern-day retail.
I think I'll consider buying shares and I advise all your readers to do the same.
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Volume 12 Issue 3
SPECIAL ROYAL SOUVENIR EDITION EDITED BY HRH HARRY
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Have you heard of this new exo-planet they've discovered, not too far away?
Apparently it might have water and everything. If it's got water it's probably got beaches and sunshine. Don't know about you Bazz but I've often wondered what alien crumpet might look like in a bikini? Pretty hot I should think. I wonder if any of your readers might know?
Beatles or The Stones Bazz?
The argument still goes on.
I'm a big Beatles fan myself. You can't beat a bit of Satisfaction and as for Sticky Fingers???? eh Mick lick those!
Yeah, sure Jagger did a decent job on Please Please Me and Hey Jude but he was no Barry Manilow I can tell you that.
Who do you think Bazz?
No mention of The BOOT'S International Dogging Festival, unless I've missed it. Would love to know when it's on as I've been to Pilates classes over the last six months to strenthen up the old back and buttocks,so the audience and my partners will be impressed by my athletic presentation and rather unique performances .
It occurs to me, with the present plethora of political parties and their various 'idiotologies', that one party sticks out like a septic thumb and that's The Green Party. The assumption, they encourage, is that their green has something to do with the environment...the colour of grass or some such nonsense...when in fact the green they actually espouse is the green of envy. In short they're the party of the 'have not's' and because they have nothing they want you to have nothing as well. No cars, no aeroplanes, no holidays, no luxuries in fact no money!
Because when they get into power they'll make sure they're the 'have's' and you'll be the 'have not's'. That Mr Orwell was not wrong.
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